As you’ll know if you read last year’s diary, I had an absolute blast on tour with Too Far North, and couldn’t wait to do it again. Andy & I had to pull out of the first tour in May, as the Soviets became busier and the single release loomed, so I was anticipating the dates in July even more. The lineup was to be slightly different to last year, with Paul Jeans busy in other projects, and Joe McFadden joining us on percussion for the second leg.
Days before the tour kicked off, Simma was seriously ill and Jeansy stepped back in to cover the first leg on vocals and guitar, bringing with him the biggest bag and smallest guitar he could find. My suspicions are that he may be preparing for his round-the-world backpacking trip…
The 7 hour drive to the Isle of Skye really flew by, and in no time we were loading into the Haakon in Kyleakin. This was a new venue to me, although I had ventured in to see a ceilidh band during a set break on last year’s tour. Before the set started we were subjected to the Spain v Germany world cup match (apparently it was an important one). Jeansy & I sat taking the mick out of the players’ names & haircuts, while Martyn & Andy the born-again football fan discussed the various merits of each team.
Jeansy’s decision to bring a travel guitar, over any number of piezo-equipped acoustics he has lying around his studio, swiftly proved itself to be a bad one. For the first set of rock & roll covers his guitar couldn’t be heard, leaving us to re-arrange the band. Tour manager Martyn watched from the bar as Jeansy used Andy’s Les Paul and Andy played bass in a full-on power trio jam. We ripped through Last Tain Running, Superstition, and Sweet Home Alabama and by the end of the night had a fair few people up dancing.
The following morning, our trip to Fort William was re-directed via Inverness to pick up a pickup for Paul. For those not aware of the geography of Scotland, that’s the width of the country & back, in order to get a £20 piece of equipment. We did get to chill out in a nice coffee shop, however – for about 30 seconds before we had to run back to the van and chase a traffic warden away.
Our two nights in Fort William couldn’t have been further removed in terms of atmosphere. The first gig was at the Ben Nevis Bar, a large town-centre pub with a rowdy crowd of dancing locals. With Jeansy’s new pickup, Andy was back on lead guitar, playing behind his head, dancing in the audience, standing on top of tables, and all the rest of it. The whole set was a loud funk-rock jam, and a lot of fun to do.
The following night’s gig was at the Ben Nevis Inn, a walker’s hostel half way up the famous hill itself. I was gutted that the weather was terrible, and would’ve quite liked to have climbed at least some of the hill in downtime, but there you go. We stayed in another hostel nearby as the Ben Nevis was fully booked, and met a few of the crazy people who do the 3 peaks (Ben Nevis, Snowdon, and Scafell Pike) in one 24-hour period. The gig itself was relatively quiet, with most of the audience having climbed that day, or heading for an early night to climb the next.
The Ben Nevis Inn was Jeansy’s last gig on the tour, as the band headed back to Newcastle for a wedding booking in Cornsay – a big marquee had been erected and seemingly the whole village had been invited to avoid any noise complaints. Simma joined us to perform frontman duties as Paul had a gig elsewhere, and though not 100% better, he was on top form & the band sounded as tight as it did the last time we’d played together. Joe also joined us for the first time, and I found it quite a refreshing challenge to play alongside another drummer.
In order for Simma to run his weekly busker’s night, we had a few days in Newcastle. Even a short tour is such a departure from the usual routine that I tend to crash when I get back, and I slept for most of our first day back. Andy & I found time to attend our graduation ceremony before the second leg, and then we were off in the van again. The first date was again in Kyleakin, this time at Saucy Mary’s. Traditionally this venue has been great fun, and usually ends in all kinds of carnage. This time was relatively uneventful, however, perhaps because we were finding our feet as a band. The manager had put the band in one room at the hostel, which led to some great banter & little sleep before we were up again for breakfast.
The following night saw us return to Harris, which truly is too far north. Yet again the bad weather put a bit of a dampener on my plans to enjoy the locale a little, but the gig was a laugh regardless. The bar was busy with people eating in the early evening, so Simma & Andy played a two man jazz-blues set to warm things up before the usual 3 full-band sets. The night’s hostel & its owners deserve a special mention for being incredibly warm & welcoming, and leaving me toffees in the room. Nice touch!
To get back to Skye for the final night we were back on a 2-hour ferry, which I usually fail to get excited about, having lived on an Island for 18 years. I did, however, get a little obsessive about a Safari shooting game in the arcade that Andy had discovered after winning on the bandit.
The final gig in Portree was at the Caledonian Hotel, the only bar in town with a late license. As expected, the place was packed and I think the dancefloor consumed at least as much alcohol as any of the audience. I ended up with a trophy blister, a sure sign that I must have been playing much louder than usual.
Amongst all the gigs and promotion we’re doing with the Soviets, it’s always refreshing to play something different, even if it is just a silly scratch band. Most of the time – especially if the audience are up for it – those low-pressure gigs are the most fun to play.